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Bad Sports Entry

This is our entry for Mango Minster 2012.  Better late then never right?

It’s obvious who I’m nominating.

I mean Bad is in his name, not once but twice, and with a double D.

So I give you Badd Badd Leroy Brown.

I cut the horns back every day, but they always grow back.

He smokes sticks. It’s a horrible habit, but all the dogs are doing it these days. 

 He thinks his name is “Damn it, Leroy”

And he has no respect for personal space. 

He sits on our blankets and refuses to give them up.

He creates friends from his own fur and doesn’t even bother to ask if they can spend the night.

He uses mud as hair gel.

He eats tomatoes

 and rocks. I have proof.

Oh…and I’m not even going to mention the “pants” thing.

So what do you think? Is this right category for Leroy?

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