Sensitive mature adult brown male seeks mature female of any color or large breed. I’m big brown and fluffy, I groom regularly My likes include long walks, playing catch, cuddling, naps, mud, snow, good food, slobber bubbles and quiet evenings at home. Dislikes include loud noises, girls who are vertically challenged, being left alone, confrontation and carrots. I’m looking for a girl who is not afraid to slobber or get dirty and likes to rub bellies. I’m a part time nanny with lots of love to give. Call or text me: 411-222-7777. Single ladies only please. If you have a prior conviction or animal control is looking for you, please do not call.
Energetic adult brown male seeks spunky little lady. Particularly brown or blonde and well groomed. I’m large and in charge and have a great sense of style. I groom occasionally but prefer when the ladies do it for me. I like hiking. digging in mud, rolling in snow, a good game of chase, toys that squeak, barking, counter surfing and eating things that I’m not suppose to. Dislikes include being told no, my ears cleaned, carrots and dogs who don’t share. I’m a recovering rockacoholic so I need a bitch that doesn’t hang around in rocky areas . I’m a part time model and I have a wagon so I can pick you up! Call me! 666-123-4567. If I don’t answer I’m probably outside taking a pee so leave a message! The world is ours bitches!