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Sensitive mature adult brown male seeks mature female of any color or large breed. I'm big brown and fluffy. I groom regularly. My likes include long walks, playing catch, cuddling, naps, mud, snow, good food, slobber bubbles and quiet evenings at home.

Name: Sherman (also goes by Sherms, Shermanando and Shermie Wormie)

 

Sensitive mature adult brown male seeks mature female of any color or large breed.

I’m big brown and fluffy.

I groom regularly.

My likes include long walks, playing catch, cuddling, naps, mud, snow, good food, slobber bubbles and quiet evenings at home.

My dislikes include loud noises such as beeps and thunder,  girls who are vertically challenged, being left alone, confrontation and peas.

I’m looking for a girl who is not afraid to slobber or get dirty and likes to rub bellies.

I’m a part-time nanny with lots of love to give.

Call or text me: 411-222-7777.

Single ladies only, please.

If you have a prior conviction or animal control is looking for you, please do not call. 

 

 

Energetic adult brown male seeks spunky little lady. Particularly brown or blonde and well groomed. I'm large and in charge and have a great sense of style.   I groom occasionally but prefer when the ladies do it for me. I like hiking, digging in mud, rolling in the snow, a good game of chase, toys that squeak, barking, counter surfing and eating things that I'm not supposed to.

Name: Leroy (also goes by Peter, Pea, Roy, LaFonda and No)

 

Energetic adult brown male seeks spunky little lady.

Particularly brown and well groomed. (may have splashes of white)

I’m large and in charge and have a great sense of style.  

I groom occasionally but prefer when the ladies do it for me.

I like hiking, digging in mud, rolling in the snow, a good game of chase, toys that squeak, barking, counter surfing and eating things that I’m not supposed to.

Dislikes include being told no, my ears cleaned, lettuce and dogs who don’t share.

I’m a recovering rock-alcoholic so I need a bitch that doesn’t hang around in rocky areas.

I’m a part-time model and I have a wagon so I can pick you up!

Call me! 666-123-4567.

If I don’t answer I’m probably outside taking a pee so leave a message! The world is ours bitches!

 

 

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PAM

Thursday 26th of December 2019

WELL I HAVE. THE PERFECT LADY FOR. YOUR SENIOR. MOLLIE MAE LOVES PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND WATER, AND COUNTER SURFING FOR FOOD. SHE HATES HAVING HER EARS MESSED WITH, BUT LOVES KISSES ON HER NECK AND UNDER HER CHIN DRIVER HER CRAZY! SHE’S A REAL LADY AND WILL WAIT FOR THE GENTLEMAN TO CONTACT HER.

Monika

Tuesday 17th of February 2015

OMG, I snorted red wine all over my screen when I read those 'ads.' That second one could have been my ex and not nearly as handsome! Hope all of you had a lovely Valentine's Day. :)

2 Brown Dawgs

Monday 16th of February 2015

Hope they find there true loves!

slimdoggy

Sunday 15th of February 2015

Maggie has been calling, but keeps getting a busy signal...they must be getting lots of calls!

Jen

Sunday 15th of February 2015

It's been crazy all weekend ;)

jan

Friday 13th of February 2015

Thank you for the best laugh of the week.

Jen

Friday 13th of February 2015

:) I'm glad I could make you laugh Jan!

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