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Single Brown Milk Chocolate Hunk Seeks Single Brown Dark Chocolate Female

 

Single brown chocolate hunk looking for a single brown chocolate babe for this weekend.

Likes include, long naps, snoring, steak, bacon, belly rubs, short walks in the snow, being called Shermie Wormie, car rides, dog’s of his size, yellow tennis balls, birds, making slobber bubbles, chewing on sticks, baths and cooling mats.

Dislikes include, legs being touched, being left alone, lettuce, pretzels, loud noises of any kind, his brother, crowds, rodents,  dog parks and semi trucks.

Single Brown Milk Chocolate Hunk Seeks Single Brown Dark Chocolate Female

He’s a lover not a fighter. Seriously. Don’t ever raise your voice to him or it will scar him for life.

Has been known to snore loudly and consistently, farts often and give big juicy kisses.

Seeks a big boned but healthy chocolate female with a sweet disposition and shiny coat.

Is a fairly responsible, respectful and caring adult but does have a small case of OCD so be careful when going out in crowded areas. It’s also recommended that he have a bib if dining out, or just dining at all.

Single Brown Milk Chocolate Hunk Seeks Single Brown Dark Chocolate Female

He’s a responsible driver and will pick you up in his wagon but he’s a bit weary of the dark so he will have you home before dusk.

Serious inquiries only as he can’t stand to have his heart broken.

p.s. Mother has been known to be a little over protective so if you break his heart, I will break all of your dog treats. 🙂

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Saturday 10th of February 2018

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CATHY BENNETT

Monday 15th of February 2016

When I saw this sitting in my inbox I immediately thought about a friend of mine, "Single Brown Dark Chocolate Female" then I laughed and remembered - "she's human!" Joke was definitely on me. I've got to put the wine bottle down!

2 Brown Dawgs

Wednesday 10th of February 2016

He should have no trouble finding the gal of his dreams. :)

M. K. Clinton

Wednesday 10th of February 2016

I am sure there is some "big-boned" al that will be just perfect for your Studmuffin Shermie Wormie. ♥

Emma

Wednesday 10th of February 2016

So handsome and such a sensitive guy. I think he will find the right girl pretty soon.

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