I thought my most embarrassing dog moment was beyond me.
I should have known better.
I should have known that while sharing my life with Leroy there is bound to be more.
I mean what could be more embarrassing than walking your Newfoundland down the street and having a hot looking motorist stop and roll down his window and start talking to you about your dog and then your dog flinging a nice long shoestring of slobber on the side of your face? (part of which landed in my mouth).
I mean, that’s pretty gross, even for me.
Well………….. let me tell you what is more embarrassing than that.
How about taking your Newfoundlands for a walk and one of your Newfoundlands, who just happens to be named LEROY, pulls your pants down?
Oh yes, he did.
It was quite embarrassing and I think I am scarred for life.
For some odd reason, Mr. Leroy decided to jump on my back as we were turning around to head home.
His paw got stuck in my pocket.
When he went to get down he pulled my pants down with him.
Yep. Right there on Route 82, my ass was there for all to see.
Thankfully, I was wearing underwear.
I’m pretty sure I made some truck drivers day because he beeped his horn.
I’m pretty sure he wasn’t the only one who saw my ass because there were other cars driving by too.
I don’t know how many because I was busy trying to pull my pants up.
These were the pants that I was wearing. (don’t worry, I’m not going to show you my butt)
It’s pretty safe to say I won’t be wearing those on a walk again.
So how about you? Do you have an embarrassing dog moment? Can you top this?