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If I Only Had A Brain

Newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow for Halloween

 

Why what would you do if you had a brain Leroy?

(Leroy)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain

newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow

And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain

newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow

I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain

newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow

(Jen)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln 
If you only had a brain

(Leroy)
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more

newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow

I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain

newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow

I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

newfoundland dog dressed as scarecrow

**No Newfoundland dogs or scarecrows were injured during the making of this short story and while Leroy has an abundance of courage, and a heart as huge as they come, the size of his brain remains a mystery to those of us who know him best.

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