Single brown chocolate hunk looking for a single brown chocolate babe for this weekend.
Likes include, long naps, snoring, steak, bacon, belly rubs, short walks in the snow, being called Shermie Wormie, car rides, dog’s of his size, yellow tennis balls, birds, making slobber bubbles, chewing on sticks, baths and cooling mats.
Dislikes include, legs being touched, being left alone, lettuce, pretzels, loud noises of any kind, his brother, crowds, rodents, dog parks and semi trucks.
He’s a lover not a fighter. Seriously. Don’t ever raise your voice to him or it will scar him for life.
Has been known to snore loudly and consistently, farts often and give big juicy kisses.
Seeks a big boned but healthy chocolate female with a sweet disposition and shiny coat.
Is a fairly responsible, respectful and caring adult but does have a small case of OCD so be careful when going out in crowded areas. It’s also recommended that he have a bib if dining out, or just dining at all.
He’s a responsible driver and will pick you up in his wagon but he’s a bit weary of the dark so he will have you home before dusk.
Serious inquiries only as he can’t stand to have his heart broken.
p.s. Mother has been known to be a little over protective so if you break his heart, I will break all of your dog treats. 🙂