This Is What Happens When People Refer To Their Pets As Their Coworkers

Earlier this week I asked our friends on social media that were now working from home to tell us what funny things their pets were doing but to refer to them as their coworkers. 

You guys did NOT disappoint and as promised, I’m sharing some of the thousands of responses that we received across all of our social media channels. 

But before I get to those I do have to say that some of y’all need to report your coworkers to your Human Resources director. 

There is a lot of inappropriate licking going on in home offices across the world.

I would also encourage many of you to hire a janitor to clean up all the messes your pets are making.  

Also, it doesn’t seem that your coworkers are adhering to the new guidelines of social distancing.

O.k. 

Moving onto the fun, we had anything from bunnies hoarding carrots instead of toilet paper to cats puking on the keyboard. 

Coworkers barking during conference calls.

Coworkers licking themselves and then licking their coworker’s lunch. 

Coworkers were pooping, peeing and vomiting across the world in home offices. 

There also seems to be a lot of stealing going on and sleeping on the job which leads me to believe that performance reviews need to be implemented immediately. 

From our Facebook friends:

Newfoundlands in Dallas: My coworker just followed me into the bathroom and now won’t stop staring at me!

Natasha: My coworkers have each had shining reviews every month so far except the one who got reported to HR for sexual harassment. He is on PIP (performance improvement plan) so he is not currently eligible for special awards or recognition. 

Emily: My coworker won’t stop farting. Loudly. And leaving the room. 

Sally: My coworkers are digging holes and burying important stuff. 

Megan: My bunny Bentley is currently hoarding carrots instead of toilet paper. He is currently napping at his desk! Slacker!

Julie” My coworker pooped in the kitchen this morning

Randee: My coworker is on neighborhood watch but refuses to give it 100%

Kelley: My coworker is barking madly at the UPS truck and slinging the tinkle bells on the backdoor to be let out. 

Kelly: A few of my coworkers are on break eating their poo

Lisa: My coworker is a peeping Tom and weirding me out!

Trisha: My coworker has a unhealthy aggression towards a small rabbit outside the office windows. Management has been made aware and working to address the issue. 

Sarah: My coworker won’t stop licking my other coworker’s butt!

Shelia: My coworker is manifesting my turkey sandwich to leap off my plate.

Kara: My coworker is laying in my bed with my husband.

Erin: I had to fight my coworker for my sandwich while keeping him out of his own food bag

Theresa: My coworker greets everyone in the morning by thrusting her nose in their crotches

Kristin: My coworker pooped in the parking lot

From Instagram:

mahjonggsue: My coworker ate a Tim Horton’s chocolate chip muffin that on top of a large carryout drink on top of the desk. Didn’t spill the drink and no crumbs anywhere. 

bagheera_the_newf: My coworker drank our of the toilet today.

thebelkeboys_and_miss_birdie: My coworker peed on my other coworker’s head while on break. 

trout_the_newf: My coworker keeps dropping his drooly tennis ball on my keyboard

ktretow: My coworker enjoys squeaking his rubber pig right next to my desk while I’m on a conference call.

thatjenk: Yesterday my one of my coworkers barfed all over the floor and my other coworker ate it. 

mightyfinegraphics: My coworker gets really close and stares at me without flinching then starts drooling all over the floor when I eat a snack at the computer. 

blaze_the_newfie: My coworker ran around the office with a Kong squeaky toy in his mouth, squeaking it nonstop during my teleconference. 

From TikTok: 

itsasmallworldafterall: My coworkers keep sitting next to me and staring at me while breathing heavy

tinamariejl: My coworker sneezed in my food and then didn’t want it. I quit. 

sarahbiggerstaff8: My coworker stood on my keyboard and bit me when I tried to remove her.

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connieandrewsconn: My coworker keeps sweating on my EVERY move and I don’t like that kind of micromanagement

sarahel13910: My coworkers have repeatedly taken my chair every time I get up today

kdeqdd: Six dogs trying to lay on my feet while I’m working at the dining room table.

_may_be My coworker insists to be my side while I’m in the bathroom!!!! No privacy!!

Guys, keep these coming. They are so funny and putting a lot of smiles on people’s faces!

And friends, we know that times are somber right now and we do not take that lightly. We are doing our best to keep the smile on your face as best as we can. That’s our job. 

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