Single Black & White Adopted Male Seeks Energetic Female

I used to do these dog single ads for Sherman and Leroy on Valentine’s Day so I thought it only right to do one for Odin too!

Adopted, athletic philosopher — attractive, tall, Cleveland-based, single black & white male of 3 years, with warmth, wit, tennis balls, Jeep and amazing catching skills — seeks outrageously bright, attractive, unattached and largely happy Newfie of the same age as me, who, in the unlikely event that all should seem right, would be willing to consider a casual dating relationship.

You should like stuffed animals, kids, tennis balls, couches, belly rubs and the company of close friends.

Age, looks, riches of little importance, but must be physically affectionate, emotionally open and like a lot of belly rubs.

A fondness for squirrel watching, deer chasing, snow, good food and a good game of catch is a plus, as is an inquisitive mind and exploratory spirit — and enough self-indulgence to enjoy spending rainy days jumping in mud puddles or lounging on the couch.

Lots of flaws accepted, if accompanied by sufficient warmth, humor and lots of junk in the trunk.

My flaws include a lack of thumbs, too many spots, shedding white hairs, letting the squirrels get the best of me, uncontrollable zoomies and being ridiculously good-looking. 

Favorite foods include popcorn, bacon, random garbage found on the ground but I’m also up for trying new things.

You’re my kind of girl if you’re owner describes you as a hot mess. 

I’ll pay for dinner, drinks and an Uber for our first date if you pay for the second. 

I’ll tie your bib for you and eat your leftovers too.

Don’t worry, I’m the kind of dog you can take home to your family. 

Serious inquires only and you’ll have to get approved by my pawrents; Jen and Bob and by my siblings Bobby and Gracie. 

They have an extensive list of questions to ask all interested ladies. 

Photos encouraged but not necessary. 

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